…but then, so do the women with short and medium hair:)
Those of you who read my zines in Alarums & Excursions back in the day will no doubt remember my Top Ten Lists. Well, once again, I’ve decided to rip off David Letterman and put Top Ten Lists here in my LJ. I’ll do at least one a day for as long as they keep me amused.
Now, from the Home Office in Isengard, it’s…
The Top Ten Songs That Must Be Played At My Wake (assuming that I ever die, of course)
10: Minnie The Moocher by Cab Calloway
9: Surf City by the Beach Boys
8: Rock & Roll High School by the Ramones
7: Black Dog by Led Zeppelin
6: Rock & Roll by Led Zeppelin
5: Wind Up by Jethro Tull
4: Jump, Jive and Wail by Louis Prima
3: Who Do You Love by George Thorogood
2: Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood
and the Number One Song That Must Be Played At My Wake is…
1: Kashmir by Led Zeppelin
And now, just to lighten up the mood…
The Top Ten Rejected Children’s Show Character’s
10: Phlegmy, the Tubercular Turtle
9: Macky, the Littlest Pimp
8: Sadistic Squirrel
7: Osama bin Llama
6: Krazy, the Bi-Polar Klown
5: Ned the Necrophile
4: Vickie Vomit and the Bulimic Bunch
3: The Republican Party
2: Caroline, the Cursing Cow
and the Number One Rejected Children’s Show Character is…
1: Mr. Let’s Kill Mommy
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