…and secrets as dark as night
Great Hoppin’ Horny Toads, today at work was an assbuster. I’m pretty sure half of the population of Sacramento County ate pizza today…and I delivered about half of it (the rest got eaten in our store). Whew!
And now, our daily Top Ten List, from the Home Office in Fredonia…
Top Ten Iron Chef’s You Never Hear About
10: Iron Chef Kazakstan
9: Iron Chef Inuit
8: Iron Chef McDonalds
7: Iron Chef Army Chow
6: Iron Chef Candy Bars
5: Iron Chef Easter Island
4: Iron Chef Rice A Roni
3: Iron Chef Taco Bell
2: Iron Chef Purina Dog Chow
And the Number One Iron Chef You Never Hear About is…
1: Iron Chef Roadkill