The Almost Completely True Adventures Of Captain California, Pirate & Adventurer

…writ by me own hand, so’s ye know it’s true

Yarr, maties, Ol’ Cap’n California had himself a touch o’ insomnia last night an’ only got ’round 3-4 hours sleep. I be feelin’n like Davey Jones hisownself done swabbed a deck with me. Still, a bit o’ extra strong tea oughtta see me thru tha day. Tonight, I’ll be in me hammock earlylike, ye can bet yer last dubloon on that.

Well, ya swabs, I be runnin’ late, so I’ll bid ye fair sailin’ and I’ll see ye ’round sunset, when I post me next character. Arrr!