…and dances the night away
Damn…I got a shitty night’s sleep on Wednesday, so last night I was too tired and fuzzy minded to do another post. I’ll try to crank out another Violet post tonight.
Short Doc Oriented Lists
Ok, gang, here are a bunch of short lists about stuff concerning me. Feel free to use this idea for similar lists about you.
Five spices/herbs I love
garlic
cumin
basil
oregano
chiles
Three goofy things I do
speak in voices/accents other than my own
talk to animals
make my own vocal sound effects (or, as Grace calls them “danger noises”)
Seven relatives that don’t piss me off
mom
sister
brother
niece #1
niece #2
nephew #1
nephew #2
Five foods I cannot stand
broccoli
cauliflower
liver
fried chicken
coffee (ok, so it’s really a beverage)
Three favorite curse words
motherfucker
asshole
shit
Six favorite years
1965
1970
1978
1983
1995
2001
Four favorite candies
a bar of dark chocolate
plain m&m’s
chocolate covered raisins
buttered popcorn flavor jelly bellies
Three great things about being male
you can piss in more places
you can scratch any itch in public
no menstrual cycle
Six great things about being me
total madness
ability to make people gasp in shock or laugh out loud, with equal ease
nonstop imagination
unencumbered by the effects of organized (or even unorganized) religion
adaptable morality
ability to get along with women
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No. No, you can’t. And for all you plumbers and gangstas out there: your butt crack is not a particularly welcome sight either.
8-O