…from the September, 1999 issue
A Short Note To All Public Figures
Dear Rich & Powerful Men & Women,
Please read the following several times, take it to heart, then go on with your lives.
THERE IS NO SEX OF ANY KIND WORTH THOUSANDS, OR EVEN HUNDREDS, OF DOLLARS A POP!
None! Nobody’s genitalia or bodily orifices are that good. God himself could not offer a piece of ass worth a grand! I don’t care if the object of your lust is so good they can suck a cock through the mail, they ain’t worth the big bucks. You are insane to pay that much for sex.
Thank you for listening,
Doc
The Dociverse Blog 
A man once asked a woman at a party if she’d have sex with him for a million dollars.
“Sure.” she said.
“How about ten dollars?” he asked.
“What kind of woman do you think I am?”
“We’ve already established that; now we’re just haggling over price.”
(not original to me)
-L.
George Bernard Shaw FTW!
::B::
I don’t know how it shakes down on the invoice, but a major chunk of the grand goes for privacy and discretion, not sex. If a governor paid $75 to a street hooker, she’d have a lot to gain by blackmailing him or selling her story to the tabloids. But operations that charge a couple grand have a lot more to lose if they let slip the names of their clientèle.
Not that the privacy price makes it a good idea, just pointing out that there are multiple services on the bill.