Ham Grenades

…made from explosive hogs

The Village Creation Poll, Part 1, is closed

The poll is closed and we have the major movers & shakers in our village. But fear not, those of you who were too timid/lazy/afraid to participate in the first poll: You’ll ALL be able to do some voting soon enough. However, the next poll will be strictly for our villagers. And who are they, you may well ask? Here they be…

robin_d_laws — Civic leader — optimistic — Lawful Evil — Likes to invent new things/processes

em_gumby — Baker — opinionated — Chaotic Good — wants to increase his station in life

the_tall_man — Village watch — pessimistic — Neutral — wants to help his fellow man

reverancepavane — Brewer — lovable — Chaotic Good — Likes to invent new things/processes

smalley_smoot — Innkeeper — lovable — Neutral — wants to help his fellow man

aota — Brewer — funny — Chaotic Good — Likes to invent new things/processes

megdeon — Baker — optimistic — Lawful Good — Wants to be a good person and live a good life

mechanteanemone — Brewer — opinionated — Neutral — Likes to invent new things/processes

mylescorcoran — Baker — sexy — Chaotic Good — Wants to have many romantic conquests

sammywol — Cheesemaker — sexy — Chaotic Good — Likes to invent new things/processes

boundfate — Herbalist/Healer — sexy — Neutral — Seeks to master the mystic arts

bobmungovan — Cheesemaker — lazy — Lawful Good — Wants to live happily ever after

avylou — Village watch — pessimistic — Chaotic Good — Wants to serve her king and country

pretentiousfool — Innkeeper — funny — Chaotic Good — Wants to learn things man was not meant to know

flwyd — Butcher — grouchy — Neutral — Seeks to master the mystic arts

padawangirl — Shopkeeper — opinionated — Lawful Good — Wants to eventually get out of this village and into the big city

As you can see, this village is just full of inventive folks, many of who are deeply into beer, bread and cheese. Mmmm…I can almost smell the rivalries:)

I’ll post another poll later that will determine these good folks races, sexes and general looks.

3 thoughts on “Ham Grenades

  1. Nearly half the village is Chaotic Good. Great! The town council meetings are going to be a laugh.
    I note with interest my baker is the only one who wants to have many romantic conquests. I don’t know if that means easy pickings, or a general lack of interest from the rest of the community. Never mind, I’ll keep my pecker up.
    I’m also nervous of the butcher who wants to master the mystic arts. Plenty of scope for “mystery meat” there.

    1. I just figured that you were the village horndog:)
      As for that butcher…well, let’s hope he doesn’t go all necromantic and start reanimating that meat. Getting attacked by a standing rib roast or a roving band of zombified lamb shanks would be pretty scary. Pretty damned wierd, too:)

      1. You say horndog, I say a little ray of romance in the villagers otherwise dull and dreary lives.
        I’ll be keeping a close eye on the butcher, that’s fer sure.

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