…they…naah, funny as it is, I won’t tell
So, I’m taking a break from making curried lentils with apples and zuchinni for Winker (What? My dog? Spoiled? No way!) and it dawned on me that I should ask my gaming friends this…
Who among y’all will be going to ConquestSac on March 20-22? I’ll be running a Pulp Over The Edge game on Friday night (altho if they can’t move it to 9:30 to accommodate my new work hours, it could get canceled) and a 3D arena battle/RPG on Saturday. I also will try to get in some Arkham Horror action, if I can find a game of it.
If you are going, let me know and we’ll get together and shake the Pillars of Heaven*
*Legal Notice: Acceptance of Mr. Cross’ offer to shake the Pillars of Heaven has been known to lead to all or some of the following…
Nakedness (includes partial nakedness, mooning, titty flashing, panty flashing and just “whipping it out”)
Running (as in “fleeing the scene of a crime”, “getting the hell out of here” and “Oh shit! Run! Run!”)
Bar Room Brawls
Drunkeness
Kittens & Puppies (due to allergies, Mr. Cross will be forced to decline kittens)
Juggling
Skinnydipping (Warm water only)
Cursing The Darkness (need not be done in English)
Lighting A Single Candle (candle size/shape/scent is left to the lighter’s choice)
Quoting from the works of Shakespeare, Stephen King, George Carlin, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Stan Lee, Benjamin Franklin, Bugs Bunny, Richard Pryor, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Clint Eastwood, Robin D. Laws, Daffy Duck, P.G.Wodehouse, The Three Stooges and The Marx Brothers, among many others
Mad Schemes (can include Crazy Plans, Halfassed Ideas and Naughty Thoughts)
Uncontrollable Laughter
Monkeys (both Old World and New World)
Sneezing (may or may not include any of the following: coughing, farting, pants wetting, snot or gagging)
Tight T-Shirts (generally females only, ask in advance)
Barefootedness
Hot Tub Gaming (RPG, Card or Boardgames only. No Wargaming.)
Spicey Food
Peaches (possible substitution of apricots or plums is possible)
Fish Throwing (saltwater fish over 10 pounds only)
Avoiding The Police/FBI/Interpol/Your Mom
Hiking
Random Piercings (please bring signed parental consent form if you are under 50 years of age)
The Use Of Impolite Language
Flatulence (loud and noisy or silent and deadly)
Revolution (based upon a simple majority vote)
Evolution (could possibly be reduced to mere random & useless mutations)
Spankings (no charge!)
Water Balloon Fights
Lust (gluttony may be substituted for medical reasons)
Fingerpainting (fingers not provided…usually)
Tacos (several types available)
Sushi
Beer (the good stuff only)
More Beer (at this point, the less good stuff may be consumed)
Ladies/Gentlemen Of Questionable Moral Character (“questionable moral character” being left open to individual interpretation)
Anvils (Acme Co. anvils only!)
Roleplaying (Either the kind with dice or the other, naughty kind)
Sessions Of “Toss The Porcupine” (supervised by accredited ASPCA monitors)
Badgers (North American or British)
Animated Cartoons
Madness (possible exceptions made for Wackiness, Strangeness, Goofiness or Weirdness)
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