Coelacanth Breeder’s Quarterly

...now with full color photos! The Doclopedia #80 Average Joes: Joe Orion, Starship Mechanic Oh now, jeez, I haven't seen one of dese in years. An old Asimov 250 wit' jump drive, right? Gosh, this is a classic, don't ya know? There's a fella back home in Fargo has got one o' dese. … Continue reading Coelacanth Breeder’s Quarterly →

A Somnambulist In The Pantry

...AKA my cousin Cindy 365 People, Places & Things #79 Yes, Joe exists in a standard D&D type fantasy world, too. Average Joes: Joe Smith, Blacksmith Aye, I'm the village blacksmith and so was my father and grandfather before me. You need a horse shod or a weapon repaired or a new weapon made, then … Continue reading A Somnambulist In The Pantry →

Pizza My Heart

...isn't that a Janis Joplin song? The Doclopedia #78 Average Joes: Joe Doakes, Diner Cook So like I was sayin', ya work at a place like this...on a busy corner in a big city...and ya see all kindsa things. An' I ain't just talkin' about good lookin' dames and rich guys, either. Hell, … Continue reading Pizza My Heart →

Girls Who Like Pie And Naked Hopscotch

...they were...aw, nevermind The Doclopedia #77 Average Joes: Joe Jones, Sanitation Engineer Yeah, I'm a garbage collector. So? Somebody has to do it and the pay ain't bad. Sure you sometimes end up smelling pretty funky by the end of the day, but a good shower and some Old Spice and yer a … Continue reading Girls Who Like Pie And Naked Hopscotch →

The Purple Door Of Freedom

...it lead to a car full of stuff and a map outta town. The Doclopedia #76 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Coriaximal the Dragon Oak Hill is chock full of misfit monsters. Regular monsters hate the misfits and wish to kill them. Why don't they? The Oak Hill Dragon, that's why. Coriaximal, or Cori … Continue reading The Purple Door Of Freedom →

The Seriously Twisted, Yet Still Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Peabody Twins

...co-starring her pet margay, Philomena The Doclopedia #75 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Rowf the Kobold Oak Hill has a mighty fine sheriff, and he's not the kind of monster you might expect in that position. AD&D Monsters As Characters: Rowf the Kobold Once upon a time, a husband and wife team of human wizards … Continue reading The Seriously Twisted, Yet Still Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Peabody Twins →