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The Doclopedia #117

Potions: Salve Of Protection From All Types Of Fire

 

Ingredients

1 quart of fresh dragon sperm, not to be more than 2 hours out of the dragon.
1 quart of summer breeze collected at high noon on midsummers day from Doom Hill in the Valley of the Death Spiders
1 tablespoon of sweat from the brow of Asmodeus
A pinch of hair taken from the back of a living dire wolf
1 cup of water from the bottom of the Lake of the Crocodile King
1 small glass of white wine from the wine cellar of the Sultan of Pajmodar
1 pound of hydra fat

Combine all ingredients into a pot fashioned from the skull of a freshly killed mountain giant.

Heat to boiling while reciting “The Saga Of Nurrin Ard” in the original Old Dwarvish.

Boil for 3 hours, then allow to cool and congeal.

Apply to your entire body while still warm. Do not bath for 9 days after.

You are now immune to all forms of fire for the next 10 days.