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The Doclopedia #237
Altered (United) States: Georgia The Dragon State
The Tourism Board of Georgia welcomes you to our fair state, the Dragon State! We are glad that you have chosen to spend your vacation here and are taking one of our world famous tours of the Dragon Homelands. Below are a few helpful hints to make your tour as safe and fun as possible.
1: Please remember that Dragons can understand human languages and will know if you say anything insulting or demeaning about them.
2: During those times when you are allowed off of the tour bus, please stay within the fenced off areas. While adult Dragons are respectful of the relative frailty of humans, young Dragons are considerably less cautious.
3: Please leave all musical devices at home or in your hotel. Human music tends to annoy Dragons.
4: Photography is allowed and encouraged. Dragons enjoy being photographed!
5: No pets allowed at all. They are just too tasty looking.
6: In case of a medical emergency, each bus has two Healer Mages on duty.
7: During breeding season, be aware that the musk of male Dragons is very potent and makes some humans nauseous. Enchanted breathing masks will be made available during these times.
8: Alcoholic beverages are strictly forbidden on the tour buses.
9: Please keep your hands, arms, heads and other body parts inside the bus at all times.
10: Feeding the Dragons is not allowed, mostly due to the fact that any food offering of less that 80 pounds is considered insulting by the Dragons.
Enjoy your tour and please be sure to stop by our gift shops.
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