Mrs. Wangdoodle Has The Goods

…and, come to that, the bads, too

The Doclopedia #331

Unexpected Places: Three Blocks Down On The Left…

…is the Magenta Club. Actually, it should be “clubs”, since the one you enter from the street is strictly for ordinary humans. For Muties like us, the real entrance is through the side door marked “Kitchen Deliveries”, then down a spiral staircase. Huge place down there with great food, top shelf booze, the best Mutie entertainers and no humans. Of course, all that’ll cost you a chunk of change, but it’s worth it to be able to just be, you know, out in the open. And as far as the chances go of hooking up with some mutant hottie, well, let’s just say it’s only slightly more trouble than walking into the place.

The Doclopedia #332

Unexpected Places: Right In The Middle Of The Park…

…just past the zoo and before you get to the duck pond, you’ll see the Hot Dog Dan booth. Ol’ Dan and his wife, Wanda, sell some great dogs. Try the all beef Smoky Dog with cheese and you’ll thank me. Great hot dog! Ya know, it’s funny, I’ve been eating at that stand maybe twice a week since I was a kid and Dan & Wanda don’t look nearly their age. I mean, in 50 years, about all that has changed is that they’ve got some grey hair and a bit more weight. But hey, who doesn’t, right? Besides, I think it runs in the family, the aging gracefully thing, since my dad and my granddad both ate there and Dan’s dad & granddad both looked a lot like him and hardly showed their ages either. Must be something in those hot dogs, eh?

The Doclopedia #333
Unexpected Places: On The Other Side Of The Lake…

…in that old amusement park is where all of those teenagers went missing. Well, missing until parts of ’em started showing up around town. Oh yeah, yeah…cops went all through the place, but didn’t find anything. Park’s been closed up for 20 years now and pretty much everything over there is falling apart. I’ve looked through the fence and about the only thing still mostly standing is the Tunnel of Terror. Man, that ride scared the crap outta me when I was a kid. But like I said, the cops checked the whole place out and found nothing. Of course, they checked it out in the daytime.