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The Doclopedia #821
Weights & Measures: 56.75 Pounds
16.75 pounds is the weight of the dead alien that was pulled from a small spacecraft that crashed onto the field during Superbowl XXXIV. Given that tens of millions of people from around the world witnessed the event, which killed 5 players and injured 4 more, the US government did not try to cover it up. It turned out that despite his small size, the alien was very similar to a human being. Even more surprising was that when his DNA was analyzed, it was found to be exactly as compatible with human DNA as is the DNA of chimpanzees. This finding pretty much turned science on it’s ear, as did the discovery that the alien ship could go faster than the speed of light.
After much study, it was learned that the alien had come from a solar system much like our own, but 2,900 light years away. He was almost certainly a biologist and probably one of several scientists sent to study our planet. Efforts to send a message to his homeworld using the comm link from his ship are ongoing.
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The Doclopedia #822
Weights & Measures: 1 Foot, 9 Inches
“Yes, that was the size of the footprints old man Joon found up there in the hills. You see those two big boulders? Well, it was just behind them. The foot prints lead down to the pond over there, then went back up the way they came. Miss Park saw the creature as it was drinking from the pond. She says it was as tall as that small tree, which would make it nearly 8 feet tall. Yes, yes, very hairy, but otherwise quite human looking. She was not sure of the sex, but she thinks it was female. Oh yes, we have hair samples and I think we may have found a spot where it urinated. Yes, we will leave now that the others are ready to go. Let us hope that we can find the Korean Bigfoot, or at least find more evidence that it exists.”
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The Doclopedia #823
Weights & Measures: .5 Ounces
Be it known, student of the Mystic Arts, that the 19 Stones of Yettark all weigh exactly half an ounce each and bi-colored. Know also that they will glow slightly when viewed by anyone possessing the Talent. Possession of one Stone will increase your ability to successfully cast spells, but the more you possess, the more powerful you and your spells become. It is said that the Grand Wizard Keelohondorak had seven of the stones on him when he was killed by the King of Demons. Of course, his Death Curse was so powerful that we now live in a Demon free world and the Stones teleported away once life left Keelohondorak’s body.
You may seek out all of the 19 Stones of Yettark, but do not seek out the 20th Stone, for that would cause the others to bind to it and then Magic would leave our world for 10,000 years.
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