...however, we do have some punks The Doclopedia #963 Weights & Measures: 15.75 Light Years Genre: Science Fiction That is exactly how far away the earth-like planet Cormish 4 is from Earth. It is also exactly how far Doctor Fred Cormish and the crew of the “Krazy Katey” (named after his 6 year old … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Skunks, Monks or Drunks
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It’s All Fun & Games Until You Rub The Magic Lamp
...so, be careful with that The Doclopedia #960 Weights & Measures: 34.25 Pounds Genre: Science Fiction, Humor This was the combined weight of the five alien robots that came to Earth from Pollux 2 aboard a spacecraft that was roughly the size of a double decker bus. Once their ship had landed just outside … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Rub The Magic Lamp
Would You Care For A Feel Good Cookie?
...and maybe a glass of happy milk? The Doclopedia #824 Weights & Measures: 8,471 Miles Yes, folks, 8,471 miles is the length of the Mysterious Yellow Stripe thay appeared during the night in Canada, the United States & Mexico. This meandering strip of what appears to be paint of some sort, starts in Northern … Continue reading Would You Care For A Feel Good Cookie?
Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
...for dogs! The Doclopedia #821 Weights & Measures: 56.75 Pounds 16.75 pounds is the weight of the dead alien that was pulled from a small spacecraft that crashed onto the field during Superbowl XXXIV. Given that tens of millions of people from around the world witnessed the event, which killed 5 players and injured … Continue reading Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
...the American was of little use, actually. The Doclopedia #819 Weights & Measures: 1.25 Cups This is the volume of the Great Protoplasmic Blob when it was initially created by Professor Kimbly on May 3rd, 1883, just 21 days before it destroyed London. At first, the GPB was kind of cute, in a blobby … Continue reading Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold