…a week later, they crash land in in Mongolia
The Doclopedia #895
Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claus Mark V
Ladies and elves, KringleCo, your worldwide leader in present dispersal and delivery, presents…the Santa Clause Mark V!
Our four previous Santa Augmentation Suits were good…breakthroughs in cybernetics…but the Mark V is a whole new evolution in Santa Suits.
Using this suit, Mr. Kringle will be able to lift five times the weight he could using the Mark IV. He’ll be better protected from extremes of weather like those crazy hot Southern Hemisphere Decembers, he’ll be able to get down even the toughest chimneys and the patented Tracto Boots will give zero slippage on icy roofs. Add in the full spectrum communication, heads up visor display, magnetically augmented armor and repulsor technology for limited flight and you’ll see why we’ve nicknamed the Big Guy “Iron Claus”.
Our estimates show that with this suit, the redesigned sleigh and the newest generation of genetically modified reindeer, Santa will be able to do his deliveries 20% faster that before. Now, why don’t we all go into the ballroom for cookies, milk and some partying?
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