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The Doclopedia #1,298
Strange Bandanas: The Desert Camo One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
At last count, I have 9 different camouflage bandanas. The Desert Camo one is the strangest of the bunch in that if I am wearing it in an actual desert, I become invisible. Pretty handy, you must admit.
While I do not spend much time in deserts, the Desert Camo bandana has let me do such things as…
Punch Erwin Rommel in the junk the night before the Siege of Tobruk.
Escape from a pissed off dinosaur
Hide from a group of Apache warriors after a misunderstanding concerning the sister of one of them.
Sneak up to a meth lab in Arizona and set it on fire.
Accidentally stumble upon a group of ladies bathing in an oasis pool.
Watch John Ford direct movies in Monument Valley.
And avoid countless attacks by wild pigs, bobcats, crazed old miners, coyotes and other dangerous desert denizens. (Note: Being invisible does NOT prevent getting bitten by rattlesnakes)
All in all, I’d have to say that this bandana is one of my favorites.
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The Doclopedia #1,299
Strange Bandanas: The Green Tie Dyed One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
The strangeness of this bandana is simple: it was dyed with several shades of green hemp based dye, to which some dedicated toker added plenty of THC and some magic. As a result of this, if I wear it for more than about 30 minutes, I get high as a kite. Taking it off stops the effect, but it takes about 5 minutes and then I have a terrible case of the munchies.
I never wear this bandana in public, but sometimes slip it on to watch a movie at home, surrounded by the wife, dogs and snack foods that I love.
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