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The Doclopedia #1,530
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Wazuun
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1: Wazuun is enormous. 500 feet long!
2: Wazuun is a beast of immense glory! All must bow to Wazuun!
3: Wazuun prefers to eat grains and grasses, which his servitors collect for him in large carts.
4: When approaching Wazuun, you must crawl on your belly and beg forgiveness of your sins.
5: Wazuun has lived for 5,000 years. He will live for many thousands more!
6: The Priests of Wazuun are linked to him mentally.
7: Wazuun honors us with his weekly tons of excrement.
8: 367 years ago, Wazuun moved 290 feet to the north. After that, his loyal followers declared war on the Northern Infidels.
9: Wazuun only eats meat when all three moons are full and aligned.
10: To be eaten by Wazuun is the ultimate honor, so stop wailing.
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The Doclopedia #1,531
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Blonde Danger
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1: Blonde Danger is not the first female crimefighter to go by that name. There was a Blonde Danger from around 1925 until 1934.
2: Her car is custom build, but can be quickly modified to look like any number of mid-sized cars.
3: Experts who have studied film and video of her agree that she can react and move much faster than an ordinary person.
4: While her pistols are custom designed, they shoot ordinary 9mm cartridges.
5: Despite what his lawyers got put into the news, she did in fact beat Marco “The Monster” Norell to a bloody pulp on Halloween of 1965.
6: She uses at least one drone disguised as a pigeon to watch the city streets.
7: Black Ace let her escape when he encountered her in New York, just after she had subdued Ella and Frank Townsend, the so-called Firebugs.
8: She has a team of at least 4 people that back her up as she fights crime.
9: Organized crime syndicates have a three million dollar bounty on her.
10: Her secret hideout is 90 feet below Police Headquarters.
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