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The Doclopedia #1,540
My Evil Twin: Dlanor Von Kloy (thanks to Ron Wm Hurlbut)
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This one is just tragic, folks, because Ron doesn’t even have an evil twin. He just sometimes pots on a wig and dresses up in fancy disco attire and calls himself Count Dlanor Van Kloy. Then he heads off to a local nightclub and tells anyone who will listen how he hates “that common worm” Ron Wm Hurlbutt and will soon enact an evil revenge plot against him.
All the folks in the nightclub know who Dlanor really is, but they like Ron, so they don’t spoil things for him.
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The Doclopedia #1,541
My Evil Twin: Kalandra Mirdain (thanks to Melinda Maru)
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Kalandra Mirdain is who Melinda Maru would be if she had been born on Earth 597-J to a family of Dark Elves who were just total assholes. Such assholes, in fact, that during a family argument, Kalandra got banished to our Earth for 50 years.
Being what professional mental health folks like to call “crazy as a fucking loon”, Kalandra thinks that if she kills Melinda, it will get her back home before the 50 years is up. Sadly for her, but luckily for Melinda, all of the attempts to kill Melinda go spectacularly wrong and seriously mess up Kalandra.
Melinda is blissfully unaware of both her evil twin and the attacks.
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