…thank goodness for super glue
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The Doclopedia #1,542
My Evil Twin: !MAJKS (thanks to Scott Jamison)
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So one day, Scott Jamison thinks, “I’ll build a robot twin of me, then use it to do stuff I don’t want to do, like go to work and clean the cat’s litter box.” Not a bad idea, really, except that Scott’s robot making skills were less that great. Oh, sure, the robot, designated !MAJKS, looked just like Scott, but it had faulty programming and a real attitude problem.
After a day of having !MAJKS try to kill him and throw a full litter box at him, Scott watched as the robot grabbed his favorite clothing and ran off into the night.
Since then, he and the robot have had several encounters. !MAJKS usually wins, but last time, Scott knocked one of his robotic eyes out and cut of a finger. !MAJKS will not forget that!
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The Doclopedia #1,543
My Evil Twin: Keith Ecir (thanks to Kevin Rice)
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While Kevin Rice is a nice, ordinary guy, his evil twin, Keith Ecir, is a true monster. No, not like a serial killer or pedophile. He’s a werewolf!
Now, we aren’t talking some poor tortured guy like Lawrence Talbot in the Wolf Man movies starring Lon Chaney Jr. No, Keith Ecir LIKES being a werewolf and killing and eating people. He can do it any night of the month, full moon be damned.
Keith Ecir would REALLY like to kill and eat Kevin Rice, but something stops him from doing it. He seems to get this vague feeling that Kevin’s flesh and blood, even a tiny bit of it, might kill him in a fast and horrible manner. For now, he’ll just keep on killing and eating other people.
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