…Ernie Boldfoot, a fine hobbit
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The Doclopedia #1,544
My Evil Twin: Jack Tempest (thanks to William Reger)
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William Reger isn’t really sure who Jack Tempest is or why he looks so much like him, but he really wishes he’s stop sending him snakes…LIVE snakes…in the mail.
It’s gotten so bad that William had a special pick up box installed on his porch so Animal Control can just come and pick up the weekly box full of snakes. So far, they’ve picked up 378 snakes.
But here’s the really strange thing: None of the snakes Jack mails are poisonous. Some aren’t even big enough to give much of a bite at all. This has lead law enforcement to conclude that Jack Tempest is either dumb as hell or crazy.
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The Doclopedia #1,545
My Evil Twin: Mots Skifalra (thanks to Tom Rafalski)
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If you ask Tom Rafalski about his evil twin, he can tell you all about him. He’ll tell you how Mots Skifalra is a cunning madman, handsome and debonair, but evil through and through. He can show you the threatening letters, the photos of Tom full of stab holes, even the bottle of poisoned soda that Mots once set him. Tom can tell you that his life is in danger every day from his evil twin.
The very tragic truth is that Mots killed Tom years ago on his first try, then assumed his identity. His joy turned to sadness when he realized that with Tom gone, he had nobody to plot against and that Mots Skifalra was now dead. It pushed him over the brink and he started this whole “Mots is out to get me” thing.
A very sad story, I’m sure you’ll agree.
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