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Flooning Uniform: I played Mid-League Flooning when I was younger, but I’m 40 and fat now. Would like to give this uniform to a young person that could use it. Size 10 Regular. In very good shape.
Box Of Old Books: Mostly old books like “WWIII In Color”, “A Guide To New Atlantis”, “Our Female Presidents” and stuff like that. About 15 hardback books, all in good condition. Take them all.
Mark III Genius Drone: Made by Alsorian Industries. In excellent shape. Getting rid of it because I just got a Mark V. 8 hour run time, 6 cameras, self defense module. Uses a “Walter” AI.
Game: I have an extra copy of the Dungeons & Dogs Player’s Guidebook. Brand new, still in shrink. Got two for Freedom Day and figured I’d give one to a newbie gamer. I’ll even toss in a few dice.
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The Doclopedia #1,797
Classified Ads: Jobs
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Inner Solar Transport: Hiring crew members for the Solar Queen, a 250 ton transport vessel. We do both the “9 Stop” run from Mercury to Mars as well shorter runs. Good pay, full medical, 3 weeks vacation a year to start. Come to Lunar Spacedock 2-A for an interview.
The Time Corps Wants YOU!: The Time Corps needs young men and women to help maintain our precious history from changes wrought by temporal meddling. Get excellent training, great pay and the chance to travel. Bonuses given for specialized work and extra-hazardous missions. Come join the Time Corps!
Delivery Driver: Deliver Uncle Gurgo’s Deep Fried Fleems throughout the Wimfo City area. Good pay and food discount’s. Apply at any Uncle Gurgo’s location