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Classified Ads: Pets
Enhanced Cat: Lovelace is a 10 month old white Rex female. Spayed. Enhanced with limited chameleonic powers. Super friendly and very healthy. Eats regular cat food. Asking a $500.00 rehoming fee.
Mated Pair of Spotted Curmas: 2 years old and super healthy. Male has both penises and female has graspers. Both have curled horns and long tails. Selling to responsible breeder only.
Scottie: We need to rehome our 1 year old Scottish Terrier. He’s a great dog, housebroken, knows trick, great with kids and very loving. Sadly, my wife has somehow attracted the ghosts of three cats and they drive poor Angus crazy. $300.00 to a good home and we will interview and inspect.
Monkeys: Monkeys R Us is going out of business! Come see our selection of fine primates! We have slashed prices, so you can get great deals on Capuchins, Woolys, Squirrels, Spiders, Howlers, Vervets, Langurs, Guenons and Macaques! We are clearing out cages and supplies, too. All sales final! We close forever on the 15th!
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Classified Ads: Vehicles
1883 Baxley/Chudworth: I have an ’83 Bax/Chud in excellent working order. All valves and steam chamber recently replaced. Tyres in excellent condition. Two seater, with windscreen. Top speed of 58 kilometers per hour. 200 pounds or trade for a Thunderbolt steam velocipede.
Slipstream 3: Very good condition. Great for running around town or for your Youth Quidditch player. Broomstick recently varnished. $75.00 or best offer.
Redemption Class Starship: Runs great, but needs body work and interior refitting. Plenty of room for a crew of 300, but can be fully operated by a crew as small as 50. Sorry, mil spec weapons not included. 4.5 million credits or best offer.
Acme Pogo Stick: Only used once. Very slight damage, but still totally usable. $15.00 or best offer. Contact: W. Coyote
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