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The Doclopedia #1,808

Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Godzilla

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1: He suffers from gout

2: He collects Mothra toys

3: His nickname is Zills

4: He did a 4 week run of his one kaiju play, “Tokyo Stomp, off Broadway in 1978

5: He is allergic to latex

6: He plays bass guitar

7: After “Gojira” (1954) he demanded and got 10% of the gross on all of the following movies he starred in

8: He has never been married

9: He loves baked beans

10: He and King Kong are actually good friends and often golf together

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The Doclopedia #1,809

Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Ducks

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1: More than 40% of them are named “Arthur”

2: They fly in a V formation just because it looks cool

3: Some of the females are venomous

4: They all pretty much hate Donald & Daffy

5: Certain species will travel in packs so they can hunt and kill duck hunters

6: As a species, they are noted for having poor money management skills

7: Many ducks are bilingual, speaking either goose, swan or chicken.

8: A duck named Arthur actually invented popcorn

9: Surprisingly, alcoholism is very rare among ducks

10: Ducks are excellent secret keepers