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The Doclopedia #1,810
Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Class 5 Robots
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1: They have two brains! 1 Mark VII Mindmaster and 1 Mark IV Smarty
2: Class 5 Robots are made of steeluminum
3: They are superior in every way to Class 4 Robots
4: Class 5 Robots are fine companion robots
5: They can function in hostile environments, like fires or toxic waste dumps.
6: Class 3 Robots are primitive toys compared to Class 5 Robots
7: They can be trusted with delicate clothing, fine glassware and babies.
8: The best Class 2 Robot is unfit to polish the rollers on a Class 5 Robot
9: They can perform a wide variety of kitchen functions
10: Class 1 Robots are little better than rolling antique scrap heaps.
The Doclopedia #1,811
Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Dice
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1: In ancient times, the D12 was worshiped as a god.
2: On the whole, the D10 and the D8 are the kindest dice
3: Dice will breed freely in the proper setting
4: Lost dice often hide for years, but have also been known to teleport miles away
5: Dice are rich in Vitamin D
6: Dice are more prone to mutation than any other game component
7: The common D6 is a fairly calm and predictable die
8: D20s are known as the tricksters of the dice world.
9: A D4 will turn on you and attack in a hot second
10: The D100 is, in fact, not a die, but a golf ball with remarkable powers of mimicry
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