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The Doclopedia #1,812
Ten Things You Did Not Know About: The Lunar Colony
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1: Viewed from the Earth, you will see one large (16 kilometer) blue dome surrounded by 8 smaller (8 kilometer) green domes.
2: The blue dome houses the Lunar Lake, which is nearly 150 meters deep
3: The smaller domes house forests and grasslands
4: Almost none of the 300,000 humans that work on the moon work above ground
5: Humans live in the L5 colonies and commute daily to the moon
6: The 9 domes are home to 1,600 species of plants and 900 species of animals
7: Lunar plants and animals grow much larger than they do on Earth
8: The Lunar Colony was founded in 1980 by 7 astronauts working for the Tempest Foundation
9: In 2030, the colony will be recognized as a sovereign nation
10: Tours of the 9 domes cost as little as $300 US per person
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The Doclopedia #1,813
Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Werewolves
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1: Some of them prefer to be called Lycanthropes
2: They all really loved Warren Zevon
3: Many prefer not to kill humans, as this causes lots of problems
4: There are secret “werewolf only” clubs for those nights of the full moon
5: They actually do enjoy a big dish of beef chow mein
6: They undress before they change, which saves then thousands of dollars in clothing bills
7: They really do hate vampires
8: While most have gray, brown or black fur, they are white, blonde and red werewolves
9: Wolfbane is not nearly as effective as most people think
10: Very few werewolves have perfect hair