…but lord have mercy, they were great enchiladas
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The Doclopedia #2,162
You Have Three Choices: For Which Weapon To Use
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1: The guard has his back to you, so you could get him from behind with your dagger. Come up his left side, slide it between the ribs nice and fast and get him in the heart. Of course, that jacket he’s wearing makes it a bit tricky.
2: The piano wire garrote will be quick and bloody, if you can get it over his damned hat and the fact that he’s 6′ 6”. Any fuck up and things will go south fast.
3: That four foot length of steel pipe will cave in even his thick skull, 6′ 6” or not. Fast, easy and quiet enough. Now see if you can pick it up without making any noise.
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The Doclopedia #2,163
You Have Three Choices: For Dealing With This Monster
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1: That ring has one Fireball left. That might be enough to kill it, or at least do severe damage. That is, assuming it isn’t resistant to fire.
2: You can try fighting it. I man, you’re a skilled swordsperson and it doesn’t seem to have much in the way of natural armor. Luck and skill have saved your ass before.
3: You might be able to distract it with a rock thrown in those bushes, then run like hell past it. Once you get in that crack in Fakoro’s Wall, it won’t be able to follow you.
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