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The Doclopedia #2,164
You Have Three Choices: For Who To Date
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1: The blonds is cute, likes board games, knows great places to eat and has a good sense of humor. They do seem a bit taken with talking about their pets, and maybe not into movies an much as you.
2: The brunette is way hot and funny as hell. They seem to be pretty level headed and not overly political. Of course, they do have that whole “rich kid” thing and they seem to drink a bit.
3: The redhead is good looking, has a sweet cat and is a totally fun person to hang with. Snappy dresser, too. Mind you, they are a bit spontaneous and maybe a little crazy.
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The Doclopedia #2,165
You Have Three Choices: For Getting Out Alive
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1: Trixie and her girls are gonna come through the door in about a minute. You could just get a running start, jump out the window and dive into the river 80 feet below. You would probably survive, unless they got a lucky shot off.
2: Fuck jumping, drop down to Old Lady Turner’s balcony. It’s what, 20 feet? That will put you two stories below Trixie and with a bit of speed, you’re out the front door and off in your car before they get back downstairs. Unless Elena is on watch in one of their cars.
3: Get out on the ledge, climb the 12 feet to the roof, block the roof entrance, then run and jump to the top of the building next door. Then go to the next one the same way. From there, go down the fire escape and haul ass into the park. If you can get to Main Street, you can catch a bus and probably get out of town. Just don’t ever come back.
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