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The Doclopedia #2,166
You Have Three Choices: For One Super Power
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1: Flight is good and useful. You won’t be bulletproof or superstrong, but who’s going to be able to hit you at 300 miles an hour or 5,000 feet up? And think of how snazzy a long cape looks while you fly!
2: Stretching would make you very hard to shoot or stab. You’d be able to move fast and squeeze through tiny spaces. Of course, there would still be a lot of things that could hurt or kill you.
3: Invisibility could let you do a lot of cool stuff, especially sneak up on bad guys or hide from them. You could do a whole lot of sneaking around, but you’d have to remember that you’s show up on heat sensors and other detecting devices.
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The Doclopedia #2,167
You Have Three Choices: For A Drink
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1: Bourbon tends to make you mouthy, then you end up in a fight and gotta be bailed out of jail by me. Also, it gives you terrible hangovers.
1: Scotch is usually beyond your monetary means, if you want the good stuff. I ain’t loaning you any money just so you can try lookin’ classy.
1: Beer is pretty cheap and you can drink a bunch of it. Yeah, you’ll piss 50 times, but at least you won’t get in a fight or go broke!
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