Gravel Road Memories

...sadly, most of them are not safe for work . Remember, kids, the annual CritterCon trip starts tomorrow! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,168 You Have Three Choices: For What You Transform Into . 1: Yeah, I know, fucking polymorph potions, but we gotta do it. I'm thinking a dog, one of them … Continue reading Gravel Road Memories →

Interesting Chipmunks

...which is all of them, really. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,166 You Have Three Choices: For One Super Power . 1: Flight is good and useful. You won't be bulletproof or superstrong, but who's going to be able to hit you at 300 miles an hour or 5,000 feet up? And think … Continue reading Interesting Chipmunks →

Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams

...but we do have jams . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,164 You Have Three Choices: For Who To Date . 1: The blonds is cute, likes board games, knows great places to eat and has a good sense of humor. They do seem a bit taken with talking about their pets, and maybe … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams →

It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas

...but lord have mercy, they were great enchiladas . Gentle Readers: This coming Thursday will mark the start of our 13th annual CritterCon trip. Please join us here then for 12 days of fun and funny imaginary trip & con reports. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,162 You Have Three Choices: For Which … Continue reading It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas →

It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade

...soft furred killers . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,160 You Have Three Choices: For Leaving Town . 1: Head west on the interstate. It's late, so traffic will be pretty light and you can make good time IF Moran doesn't alert all his paid highway cops. 2: Cross the bridge and head nort, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade →