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The Doclopedia #2,206
Just A Short Note: From My Grandson, Brownie
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Grandpa!
There’s some sort of shit monster in Storeroom 4! I was looking for a drill and I opened the door and it came running toward me! It smelled horrible! I shut the door and locked it, but it’s raising hell in there and getting shit all over. We need to do something with it before Mom gets home! She’s gonna think it’s my fault.
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The Doclopedia #2,207
Just A Short Note: From My Man, Jeeves
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Sir,
Before Mrs. Hudson and I head off for the day, I felt I should inform you that the games you ordered arrived and were placed in your study. Both the 25 year old whisky and the peach ice cream have been replenished.
Ever filled with optimism, I have laid out proper dinner attire for you tonight. Both the Elves and the Vulcans should find it in good taste.
We shall be late returning tonight. Should you need anything, Jarvis is on duty.
Respectfully,
Jeeves
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