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Confessions Of A Time Traveler
It’s The Little Things
Hi there, folks! Quick entry this time because I have to go warn the Native People of North, South and Central America about the coming of the Europeans.
I thought this time, I’d list a few little differences that I’ve noticed on some of the Nearest Group of Earths.
1: A Nevada with legal brothels staffed only by men.
2: A world where goat’s milk is far more common that cow’s milk in all countries.
3: A world where it’s spelled Cokie Cola and still has a bit of cocaine in the recipe.
4: A world where most people are left handed. It took me three days to notice.
5: A 2021 California where the main difference was Interstate 5 also had trains running between the north & south lanes.
6: Elvis Presley lived 22 more years and had seven more #1 hits
7: France where the Eiffel Tower was about 100 feet taller and painted gold.
8: A world where cats only came in short hair and black, white or orange solid color.
9: An Arizona without the meteor crater.
10: Argentina where they raised hogs, not beef cattle.