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The Doclopedia #2,310

Oh No!: Flee From The Skurn!

Run, friends, run into the high mountains! Take the Forbidden Pass into the Land of Unbelievers! There is no escape from the Skurn in these lands of the false Churches!

Yes, friend, with my own eyes I saw the Skurn breath a gas into the underground cities, then suck up the liquefied bodies of the sinful! We have all heard how the Skurn rampaged through the Valley of Flowers, killing all that lived there! Even now, the Skurn crisscrosses the land killing and devouring those who worshiped false doctrine!

But the Skurn did not cross the southern border into the land of the Witch Women, nor did it go north into barbaric Idran. It only wanted those poor wretches of the Church.

That is why we must flee over the mountains, rejecting the lies of both Churches as we go! It is the only way to escape from the Skurn!