…it was actually a flash flood and they were in a car
The Doclopedia #2,489
Updates For…: Stuff You Need: Primitive Cave Dweller
1: Fire! Fire good, until fire get out of control, then caveman in big trouble.
Fire still good, but keep water close by.
2: Woman! Woman very good, except for sometimes during month when woman get very scary.
Always treat Woman well, or could end up with spear in chest.
3: Small rocks to throw at other cavemen who stare too long at your woman.
Medium and large rocks good, too,
4: Club to smash heads of small animals or cavemen who can dodge small rocks.
Still very good idea.
5: Animal skins to wear and stay warm. Remove from animal first.
Does not apply to Dog.
6: Spears to stab and kill big animals that you can eat or big animals that can eat you.
Always have 2 or 3 spears. And club.
7: Dogs! Dogs probably as smart as caveman, plus warm to sleep next to.
Nothing change here. Dogs also bark when danger near.
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