…narrated by Sir Dorfner Twadloo
The Doclopedia #2,524
In Case Of Emergency: Activate This Device
INSTRUCTIONS: You are about to activate a sub-quantum disruptor. This will cause everything for 2,000 meters around it to become dislocated from our reality while also interacting with up to 300 other realities. The effects are truly terrifying and may well drive intelligent lifeforms mad. For this reason, before activating the device, put in the included earplugs and shut your eyes tightly. DO NOT OPEN THEM WHILE THE DEVICE IS VIBRATING! This will last about 30 seconds. After that, you are free to open your eyes and get to safety.
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