The Dancing Elks In “Las Vegas Holiday”

…from Big Damn Pictures, 1944

The Doclopedia #2,523

In Case Of Emergency: Put On This Ring

Yes, my friend, in an emergency, this ring can save your life, for it allows you to teleport to any spot on the planet that you can see or picture in your mind. Why, the great wizard Varil Veedo once used it to escape a pack of ravenous skaylorgs simply by picturing his bed at home. Since then, the ring has been most profitably used by over a dozen people.

The price? A mere 2,000 gold plars! Surely that is but the tiniest fraction of the worth of your life, no?