…I sure hope so
The Doclopedia #2,522
In Case Of Emergency: Read This Out Loud
If you are reading this, Young Servitor, you are probably being beset by hordes of the Unenlightened, most likely Cezzliks. While the Blessings of the Great Gooey God are with you always, reading the following will prove very effective in dealing with the problem of attack by infidels.
In a loud and clear voice, read the following…
“Sajanra tellopin safnor kihkwo”
That should cause most of your oppressors to instantly go mad and start trying to kill the ones not affected. They will leave you alone as you go on your way.
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