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The Doclopedia #2,521
In Case Of Emergency: Eat This Cookie
Greetings from Z Branch, 003. No doubt you are in quite a fix just now, so do read these instructions carefully.
This cookie contains a highly effective compound that we were able to extract from a mutant fellow from Canada. It will triple your strength, toughen your skin, and vastly increase your healing factor. BUT ONLY FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES! After that, you’ll begin returning to normal, which should take about 20 minutes. We suggest that you find a safe place to spend a few hours, since you will be exhausted and will sleep at least 6 hours. Good luck, 003.