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The Doclopedia #2,727

The Roleplayer’s Alphabet: Idiots

NPCs you meet that won’t help you or give you information? They’re idiots. Dimwitted monsters? Also idiots. Town guards, minor castle functionaries, people you cheat out of whatever? Idiots!

You, every time the GM asks you “Are you sure?” and you go ahead? Idiots.

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