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The Doclopedia #2,748

Strange Bandanas: The Red, Yellow, And Orange One

I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one

I seldom fall asleep wearing a bandana, but about 15 years ago, I dozed off while wearing this one, which I bought from a young couple at a craft fair.

I soon found myself in a very realistic dream populated by people that looked familiar, but I did not know. Soon enough, I realized they were our new neighbors who had moved in a few days earlier. The dream seemed to have something to do with looking for a bunch of cats that had gotten into the house and were eating all the kid’s cereal.

It dawned on me that I was in somebody else’s dream. I used my knowledge to defy the laws of physics and round up all the cats. Then I willed myself to wake up back in my own house.

I don’t wear this bandana if I’m tired, because many people have crazy dreams I want no part of.

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