…technically, Dr. Cakes
The Doclopedia #2,908
366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #147
Seyan wondered what they might be, beyond getting control of the Artifacts that the Grand High Curator had told her about. It seemed certain that merely trying to take over the Museum from within would be risky unless they had the Artifacts first, but with the Grand High Curator plotting to use her to avoid that, seemed much less likely to happen. Could they have finally thought to try outside help? She couldn’t imagine who would help them. Offroaders would rather piss on a Museum staffer than help them. There were some Roadies and Townies who might help, if offered enough money, but this Museum was a three day ride through rough country to the north if you wanted to get to the nearest Road or Town. To the south, the Great Canyon pretty much made the trip longer than a Roadie or Townie could survive. No, there would be no outside help, she thought, but for some reason the idea that it could happen stuck in her head.
The sun outside the window was less than an hour from setting when Seyan got to the last page of this book. What she read there stunned her.
“You have come to the end of your final test, Candidate. With the completion of this book and a short meeting with your predecessor, you are ready to become the new Grand High Curator of the North American branch of the Last Museum. We, the ones who have come