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The Doclopedia #3,104
Another Assortment Of Wands: Kai Zung’s Bombastic Wand
The Wizard Kai Zung, who lived just over 300 years ago, was a woman who loved being the center of attention. He manner of dressing, speaking, and just about everything else was colorful in the extreme. It should come as no surprise then that her wand would be just as showy as she was.
As we see here, the wand is slender, 14 inches long, and made up of several very colorful woods. Encrusted on those woods are rubies, emeralds, silver and gold. The core of the wand is comprised of pixie hair and the beard hair of a noted storyteller.
While the wand only ever cast a few types of spells, they were vastly more bombastic than any regular casting would have. Imagine a lightning bolt spell with multicolored bolts accompanied by rythmic booms of thunder! A fireball that changed shape and color before it made impact! And a wall of stone that was covered in fine carvings, some quite erotic!
It rather makes modern spells seem quite dull by comparison.
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