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The Doclopedia #3,214
Really, Fred?: Fred Adopts A Dog
So, one day, Fred goes off to the local shelter and adopts this medium sized mutt he names Booboo. Booboo was some sort of wire haired terrier mix, maybe with some hound mixed in. He was a sweet little guy and loved Fred. Fred loved Booboo and bought him plenty of toys and beds and generallly spoiled him.
It got to the point where Fred was dressing the dog up in outfits that matched his own and then the two of them would go out for the day, doing all sorts of things. But here’s the thing that drives Fred’s male friends nuts: whenever he’d go out like that with Booboo, women would just go crazy about the dog and Fred. I’m not kidding. One trip to the beach or the zoo or just walking downtown and Fred would end up with dates, invitations to dinner, and hot makeout sessions.
Other guys got dogs, and that never happened. I don’t know, maybe Booboo has some magical power.
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