...about real fake people The Doclopedia #3,217 Really, Fred?: Fred Rolls His Dice Dude, I can't even with Fred! We were at ElfCon, playing in the big Burrows & Bugbears tournament, and Fred rolls three crits in a row! Naturally, the GM wanted to make sure things were on the up and up, so he … Continue reading Real Fake News →

...mostly, it's Sink The Boat The Doclopedia #3,216 Really, Fred?: Fred Paints His House Fred's a really talented painter. He paints landscapes, still lifes, portraits, and about 200 paintings of his dog, Booboo, and his cat, Mary. He sometimes sells his work, but mostly gives it to friends of schools or libraries. Anyway, he decided … Continue reading Whale Sports →

...he didn't need a fork The Doclopedia #3,215 Really, Fred?: Fred Gets Drunk You are NOT going to believe this! Fred got drunk last night. Yeah, Fred. See, after we all went to the movies on Friday, we decided to stop by the Palm Tree Lounge and have a drink. Of course, we figured Fred … Continue reading A Stork Ate Some Pork That He Got From A Dork →

...time to run The Doclopedia #3,214 Really, Fred?: Fred Adopts A Dog So, one day, Fred goes off to the local shelter and adopts this medium sized mutt he names Booboo. Booboo was some sort of wire haired terrier mix, maybe with some hound mixed in. He was a sweet little guy and loved Fred. … Continue reading Is That A Vampire Moose? →