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The Doclopedia #3,217
Really, Fred?: Fred Rolls His Dice
Dude, I can’t even with Fred! We were at ElfCon, playing in the big Burrows & Bugbears tournament, and Fred rolls three crits in a row! Naturally, the GM wanted to make sure things were on the up and up, so he rolls the dice 10 times and no crits. Everyone is just thinking Fred got crazy lucky, but not 3 minutes later, usinh MY D20, he rolls 2 more crits!
So then people are saying he must have some way of rolling the dice, so on his next turn, he uses a cup to roll ANOTHER CRIT! People are freaking out.
A few minutes later, our PCs are all beat to shit, except for Fred’s gnome archer, and the Cyclops is gonna kill us and eat us. Ffred rolls, using a DICE TOWER AND GETS A CRIT! Then he rolls max damage for his last Eyeseeker arrow, and the Cyclops DIES! We all survived and won $50.00 each.
But that Fred and his dice rolls are kinda spooky.
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