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The Doclopedia #3,281
Holy Shit!: We’re Going To Crash!
“Holyshitholyshitholyshit! We’re gonna crash, Squint! Somethin’ hit us, and we’re gonna crash! Oh Jeez, I don’t wanna go out this way! Jesus, if you can hear me, I’m sorry for all the bad stuff I did, like stealin’ and running guns and sellin’ those hams outta the back of Mister Gunnison’s car that we stole. And I’m sorry for all the fornicatin’ and drinkin’ and gamblin’ and swearin’. Also, for not attending Mass in like, 18 years. Please don’t let me die splattered all over Arizona. I’ll straighten up and get a regular job and…what? We’re gonna be okay? Holy shit! Oh man, I feel so much better. Uh, hey, Jesus, forget I said all that, okay?”
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