...and she's Scottish The Doclopedia #3,284 Holy Shit!: That Army Is Huge! “Holy shit, Devaro, look at all of those archers! There must be 300 of them. And they look Balurian, so they'll be deadly accurate. What's that, Plix? 2,000 infantry? 1,000 mounted troops? Oh, yes, they will run right over the King's army, even … Continue reading Chapter 875: In Which Our Hero, While Making Fools of The English Navy, Meets A Lady Of Mystery →

...moo, motherfucker The Doclopedia #3,283 Holy Shit!: Mom Is Pissed Off! “Holy shit, Freddy, Mom is totally pissed off at us. Nancy told her about us sneaking around in Old Man Long's house and taking some stuff. I dunno what else our bitchy big sister told her, but I was in the back shed and … Continue reading Wild Cows →

...okay, maybe not so funny The Doclopedia #3,282 Holy Shit!: It's Full Of Gold! “Hey, Carlotta, look. I think it's an old briefcase. Looks way old, like maybe Uncle Harv's dad put it up here before Harv was born. When was that? 1920? So, this has been here at least 100 years. Damn, it's dusty … Continue reading Funny Disaster Stories →

...we hate frogs The Doclopedia #3,281 Holy Shit!: We're Going To Crash! “Holyshitholyshitholyshit! We're gonna crash, Squint! Somethin' hit us, and we're gonna crash! Oh Jeez, I don't wanna go out this way! Jesus, if you can hear me, I'm sorry for all the bad stuff I did, like stealin' and running guns and sellin' … Continue reading Get That Frog Out Of Here! →

...not actually plums The Doclopedia #3,280 Holy Shit!: A Giant! “Holy shit, Gredorf, that's a giant! I'd say he's a mountain giant, probably down here in the hills to get something to eat. He's got to be 80 feet tall if he's an inch. Looks healthy. Yeah, Kuzinka would love this. He seems to be … Continue reading Tender Plums Indeed →