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The Doclopedia #3,283

Holy Shit!: Mom Is Pissed Off!


“Holy shit, Freddy, Mom is totally pissed off at us. Nancy told her about us sneaking around in Old Man Long’s house and taking some stuff. I dunno what else our bitchy big sister told her, but I was in the back shed and I could hear her yelling and telling Nancy to find us NOW! I’m pretty sure she went down the street to Aunt Linda’s to get Steve and Mona to help her look. We need to head up the hill to Will’s treehouse. I guess that stuff we found might be valuable or something. Maybe that’s why Old Man Long hid it under that bedroom floorboard before he died. I still can’t figure why a mask and a pair of gloves would be so valuable. Hurry up, Freddy! I can hear them calling our names.”

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