…okay, maybe not so funny
The Doclopedia #3,282
Holy Shit!: It’s Full Of Gold!
“Hey, Carlotta, look. I think it’s an old briefcase. Looks way old, like maybe Uncle Harv’s dad put it up here before Harv was born. When was that? 1920? So, this has been here at least 100 years. Damn, it’s dusty and heavy. Let’s open it up.
HOLY SHIT! It’s full of gold! I mean, gold coins, but still, GOLD! No wonder it weighed so much. We are rich, Sis! Umm, let’s not mention this to that bitch Linda when she gets back next week. Uncle Harv never liked her anyway.”
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