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The Doclopedia #3,572
I Have A Plan!: To Mutate This Cow
Bwahahaha! Yes, Doctor Bellini, those tiny octofish are a result of my genetic research. My new compound, activated by the gamma laser, created them from the DNA of three separate species! It was glorious to witness! HAHAHAHAHA! The power of the gods is in in my hands!
Later, I created spiderbirds, turtlerats, and goatdogs! Hahahahaha! I see your look of fear, Doctor. But those smaller creatures are just the beginning! In less than an hour, I shall blend the DNA of a tiger, a scorpion, and a cow! Oh yes, your fears are warranted, my friend. But the best part of this plan is that this new creature should be three times the size of a normal Holstein cow! Hahahahaha! And it will be under my control! The world will tremble before me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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