…#4 will surprise you!
The Doclopedia #3,570
I Have A Plan!: For The Next Party
Okay, y’all, hear me out. We know Principal Parker, Sheriff Douglas, and Reverend Tanner & his congregation are crazy to get us after they got lead all over hell and didn’t find the last two parties. This time, according to Judy Tanner, they’re going all out. Churchies in cars using CB radios, kids from Holy Roller High School in town to hang out and relay anything they see, cops on alert, and the sheriff’s plane in the sky after about 8:00 pm.
So, getting in cars, or even Uncle Charlie’s bus, and going somewhere is right out. Even if we could sneak out of town, that plane and the cruising deputies will make all the usual party spots too hot. So I’m proposing we go 5 miles out of town in two double trailer big rigs and party at the Big Oak Truck Stop INSIDE THE TRAILERS.
Look, Bill’s cousins have the trucks and they are more than willing to take us out there for a couple of hundred bucks and a few cases of beer. We can get the trailers done up with furniture, lights, and a couple of battery powered stereos. We have food and booze at Rachel’s house, and there are like, 12 portapotties we can park next to in the back lot.
Right, Toni! At any given time, there are about 30 trucks out there, and we can get parked so as to not be seen from the road or the interstate. It will work, I tell ya.
So, before, the party, we need the Disinformation Team to get a rumor going that we’re going to be using CB radios on some little used channel to keep in touch as we head out of town to the secret party spot. Have our usual 16 year olds leave an hour before we load up. Maybe 8 or 9 cars full of kids, going up into the hills where there are lots of side roads, then they can all meet up once we’re out at Big Oak and go over to Newton to the Drive In. Give them all enough money for a good time.
After they’re done, we can have a few freshmen get on the air and chatter about evading the Funkillers. That will drive them nuts. Maybe hint at being down near Sandbar Lake.
So, do we all agree? Cool! Let’s do this! Next Friday, we PARTY!
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