...naturally, he washed it down with beer Ok, so I'm reading about science fiction book series on Wikipedia today and I'm checking out a series titled "Hero.com" (published in 2009) and I read this... "Rise of the Heroes Toby, Pete, Lorna, and Emily are just average kids—until they stumble upon a Web site called Hero.com … Continue reading The Chicken Who Ate Milwaukee
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Zoe Was A Stabby Kind Of Girl
...she used scissors Ok...this answer amused me most because it made more sense than the others. Graveyard Greg: Well, I thought there was cake when I invited you to share, but I misheard. Sorry! My reply: Well, hells bells! Looks like Greg and I need to find some cake. Where should we go looking first?" … Continue reading Zoe Was A Stabby Kind Of Girl
The Sweetly Sexy, Yet Wickedly Satiric, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tree House Of Doom
...co-starring her French Bulldog, Amelie Ok, y'all, we are gonna playtest a group story telling game (one of three, actually) that I'm fixing to write up and publish. It's called AMUSE ME! and the rules are simple: I say "amuse me", followed by a question. Y'all answer it and I pick the answer that most … Continue reading The Sweetly Sexy, Yet Wickedly Satiric, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tree House Of Doom
Hey! You Kids Get Off My…Oh, Wait, I Don’t Have A Lawn
...I have a jungle Well, it's 1:00 AM, so it's my birthday. #56, to be exact. I'll celebrate on Saturday, after work, with cake, ice cream & Guinness. Yum!
She Blinded Me With Fish Sandwiches
...lake trout, Mmmmmm Altho I doubt she'll see this...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY CHRIEST JONES! She is my dear friend and wife of my other dear friend, Spike Y Jones. Have a great birthday, hon.
The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Terror Of The Trolls
...from the June, 1898 issue Man, have I been remiss in my LJ posting or what? I think it might have something to do with a combination of S.A.D. and my new night time work schedule. The old "oomph" is just not there. Maybe it will return with the good weather. Anyway, here are a … Continue reading The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Terror Of The Trolls
Fierce Thoughts About Turtles
...means that I'm tired My work schedule has been mutating almost daily. That, coupled with the January Mystery Shopping Death March has played hell with my LJ posting. My apologies, Gentle Readers.
The Moderately Evil Plan Of Professor Breem
...he's trying to work up to unspeakably evil Doc Update 1: Everyone here at the homestead is healthy, altho My Sweet Angel is wearing out after a year and a half of working her job AND doing mystery shops. 2: I appear to be getting a major boost in hours at work, which is good … Continue reading The Moderately Evil Plan Of Professor Breem
The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
...#21: don't discuss emu oil anywhere near them E-zine Stuff In case I never mentioned it, the E-zine will be known as "The Potawango Island Gazette". I want it to sort of have the look of a newspaper, but it may come our looking more like a magazine. I will merely be the editor, since … Continue reading The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
Roll Percentile Dice And Pray To Whichever God You Choose To, Sword Boy!
...sometimes, GMs can be a wee bit evil The 2009 Subject Line Review: Part 4 The final part of this longass mess is right OCTOBER The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy...I guess the question would be, was Patty the spanker or the spankee? Journal Of … Continue reading Roll Percentile Dice And Pray To Whichever God You Choose To, Sword Boy!
Attack Of The Clockwork Samurai
...he's a deadly for until he starts to run down The 2009 Subject Line Review: Part 3 As you might have guessed, it's right behind this . JULY The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus...This is another title that could well inspire some pornographic storytelling. … Continue reading Attack Of The Clockwork Samurai
The Slippery Fish & His Adventures In The Big River
...watch out for herons, fish! Saw Sherlock Holmes today. Fine bit of entertainment, if you assume it's alternate world Holmes. Guy Ritchie is still far from my favorite director, but he did an ok job. Robert Downey Jr. & Jude Law are both very good as Holmes & Watson. Worth seeing. The 2009 Subject Line … Continue reading The Slippery Fish & His Adventures In The Big River
The Creepy, Yet Strangely Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road To Nowhere
...co-starring her twin cousins Felix and Adelbert The 2009 Subject Line Review Appearing in 4 parts, it begins JANUARY Garbanzo Bean Soccer...is played on a tabletop, using a garbanzo bean (chickpea), usually during a holiday, at the home of your aunt who can't cook worth a damn. Chapter 71: In Which Our Hero Finds Out … Continue reading The Creepy, Yet Strangely Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road To Nowhere
Walking On Thin Eyes
...which turn out to be a bit squishy GOOD-FUCKING-BYE TO THE BUSH DECADE! Man, am I ever glad to be seeing the retreating ass of the 2000's! Marked by 8 years of that shit eating idiot, George W. Bush as president (to say nothing of that evil fucking scumbag Dick(head)Cheney), this was a decade that … Continue reading Walking On Thin Eyes
The Strange Animals Are Stalking You
...and they are really strange The Real World Shire No, I'm not gonna tell you about a real place called The Shire, I'm talking about the area the land of the Hobbits would occupy in our world. It's alot bigger than most people think. In "The Lord Of The Rings" (and in other places), Tolkien … Continue reading The Strange Animals Are Stalking You
A Pink Mink With A Decided Stink Bought A Drink For A Skink Who Poured It Down The Sink
...cos he didn't stop to think, the reptilian little fink. So today I went to see my urologist with the thought in mind that, after about 18 months of trying various drugs to shrink my prostate gland, it might be time to reduce it via surgery. And so I did. It would seem, however, that … Continue reading A Pink Mink With A Decided Stink Bought A Drink For A Skink Who Poured It Down The Sink
Ice Creams, Lice Schemes, Nice Themes, Mice Dreams, Rice Gleams
...I think I fell into a trance on that one Stuff On A Winter's Night 1: Xmas Eve at my mom's went well. A fair number of folks showed up and Grace and I brought home a ton of food. 2: I did my first Saturday run at work today. It is exactly like my … Continue reading Ice Creams, Lice Schemes, Nice Themes, Mice Dreams, Rice Gleams
Santa Claus: International Man Of Mystery
....ho ho ho, baby! It's Xmas Eve, which means the Annual Gathering of my immediate family. This year, it will be less than the entire bunch, since there has been Family Drama and my sister and her brood are staying home. Grace and I will head up to my mom's house after work, visit with … Continue reading Santa Claus: International Man Of Mystery
Mrs. Wangdoodle Levels Up
...and she wasn't even playing a game Whew! The final mystery shopping death match of the year, while not the longest mileagewise, was still the most tiring of all the 2009 crop. Grace and I were in bed by 9:30 PM on Saturday night and we slept about 10 hours. Despite Avatar being the new … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Levels Up
The Rare And Beautiful Flower Eared Swamp Muskrat Of Potawango Island
...they build sturdy castles out of mud and twigs Like the subject line, hate the content, so...PLACEHOLDER
Mr. Porkwaffle Buys A Goat
...which he then names Beatrice Hello, my little woodland chums! The most recent poll has been closed and it would seem that the e-zine title Potawango Island Gazette and the idea of a fake gaming industry gossip column are both pretty popular. Thank you for taking the poll. I started a second courier run at … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Buys A Goat
An Ibis On The Nightstand
...and a merganser on the headboard Look, kids, it's a new poll! This is not the final list of ideas for a title, but it's a start.
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Cause The Beer To Explode
...which is easier than you think Stuff: The Greatest Hits 1: Major drama is, thankfully, not a common thing in my family. Minor, individual dramas, yes, but drama that involves all three of us sibs and my mom, no. Until this last weekend. I won't go into details, but just let me say: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! 2: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Cause The Beer To Explode
In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
...taken from a dream I had last night Stuff On The Half Shell 1: Content for the E-zine's first 3 issues is accruing at a nice rate. Still no title for the damned thing yet and I'm trying to figure out a cover style for it. Pulp or dime novel? Played straight or go for … Continue reading In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
Mashed Potato Birthday Cake
...with yummies inside Today is Winker's 6th Birthday! She will be getting the above mentioned cake for dinner, plus lots of love and bellyrubs. Thanks to everyone who took the last poll. I'm shooting for the end of January as a launch date for the E-zine. Grace is off to Oakland to do mystery shops … Continue reading Mashed Potato Birthday Cake
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